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To shrink a head
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For those of you looking for the recipe, here follows a step-by-step pictorial. Enjoy!

22 Sep 2001

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After killing your enemy, hold back the hair and cut throught the skin just below the neckline.

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Carefully remove the head from the body.

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Carry your new project to the cauldron.

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Prepare neckline and sew up the mouth.

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Place appropriately sized rock in head for support, and sew up the opening at the neckline.

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Inspect the sides.

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Continue around the back with a nice smooth motion.

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Remove skull from the head and clean up the edges.

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Boil until shrunk to desired size.

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Make sure that the mouth is sewn up tight.

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Inspect the front of the head for proper stitching and color.

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Lastly, style the hair as desired.

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The finished product.